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Heartsease
Aug 24th, 2007, 05:47 PM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb276/The_Hug_Faerie/P_daV_vegfo_.png

I like this one a lot! :D

Heartsease
Aug 24th, 2007, 05:49 PM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb276/The_Hug_Faerie/vegfo_-1.png

I also have some cheeky ones...I really really wanna post them...can I huh, can I? :p (Don't worry Korn...I won't really.)

sponge
Aug 25th, 2007, 06:36 PM
I didn't know there were so many vegan jokes! Made my day reading them.

Otter_
Aug 25th, 2007, 08:21 PM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb276/The_Hug_Faerie/vegfo_-1.png

I also have some cheeky ones...I really really wanna post them...can I huh, can I? :p (Don't worry Korn...I won't really.)

Aw ... :(

Can you post them in an over 18 zone?

Heartsease
Aug 25th, 2007, 08:25 PM
Aw ... :(

Can you post them in an over 18 zone?

Good idea Otter! I might see you in the 18+ zone then....;)

Mahk
Aug 26th, 2007, 05:06 AM
Lots of veg*an jokes here (http://www.vegetus.org/jokes/jokes.htm) and cartoons (http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon/vegtoon.html) too.

emzy1985
Aug 26th, 2007, 10:27 AM
Mahk some of those were hilarious!

Becky9679
Sep 5th, 2007, 01:16 PM
Lots of veg*an jokes here (http://www.vegetus.org/jokes/jokes.htm) and cartoons (http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon/vegtoon.html) too.

I've heard that parrot one before, I think it's the best ever!

And this one made me laugh like an idiot!

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb276/The_Hug_Faerie/cowsuck.jpg

I'm going to put that as my signature, and I want it on a t-shirt too!

This site has loads of great jokes and cartoons - scroll through all the links on the left side (hard to see cos of the colours used!)

http://www.vegan-goddess.com/humor.html

Mahk
Sep 8th, 2007, 05:37 AM
Wow, look at the various "fill options":

http://www.electronichouse.com/article/first_impressions_goes_green_with_lounger/C157

This gave me a good laugh...
hog?:eek: Oh those silly omnis, they're so clueless.

I bet chair salespeople hear this one everyday: "Hi, I want to buy a chair that involves the the killing and exploitation of geese, ducks, hogs, horses, and bees, but please no formaldehyde, that's bad for the environment you know.":rolleyes:

missbettie
Sep 12th, 2007, 07:25 PM
Maybe this isn't a typical Vegan joke but it has to do with animals, and its cute.


Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

8:00 am- Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:00 am- A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am- A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am- Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm- Lunch treats! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm- Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm- Got to chew on my Kong toy! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm- Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm- Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm- Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm- Sleeping on the couch! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's diary:

It's day 683 of my captivity.


My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up
my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.


In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.


Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about "what a good little hunter" I am. The
audacity!


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to my advantage.


Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- this time at the top of the stairs.


I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems
more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird
must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.....for
now.....

RubyDuby
Sep 13th, 2007, 04:34 AM
made me smile :)

foxytina_69
Sep 13th, 2007, 12:57 PM
oh my god, the dog and cat diaries were sooooooooooooooooo funny. i am trying so hard to not bust out laughing right now as steev is sleeping right beside me. im sitting here covering my mouth laughing my ass off.

missbettie
Sep 13th, 2007, 08:43 PM
I loved them they are so true. lol

Ms_Derious
Jul 5th, 2009, 01:46 PM
There are some good ones on here.

It's nice to have some funny vegan jokes that aren't just omni bashing, which can just seem comfrontational. People often 'accuse' me of being no sense of humour about being vegan (and formerly vegetarian) but the problem is, in the main, the jokes just aren't funny.

Sproutpout
Jul 5th, 2009, 11:04 PM
Sorry dont know what size so ill post them sep with a link:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Fotofoodfreak/turned.png

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Fotofoodfreak/turned.png

Sproutpout
Jul 5th, 2009, 11:05 PM
LOL
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Fotofoodfreak/vegetarian-conversion.png

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Fotofoodfreak/vegetarian-conversion.png

Sproutpout
Jul 5th, 2009, 11:06 PM
okay veg jokes but anyways:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Fotofoodfreak/sailorman.png

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Fotofoodfreak/sailorman.png

pat sommer
Jul 6th, 2009, 06:10 AM
This traveling salesman walks up to the front porch where a farmer is sitting on the swing next to a pig with a wooden leg.

"That, sir, is the darndest thing I've ever seen in all my years traveling these parts; how'd that pig get a wooden leg?"

"Well, it was nigh on to 5 year ago when my gran'son o'er there was just a tot and wandered off onto the highway with an 18 wheeler barreling along.
Pig came a squealing and a runnin' and pulled him outa harms way"

"Land a mercy, that's some story: and the pig was hit or how did he come by that wooden leg?"

"No sir, pig was fine. But just 2 year back we had an electrical short that started the house on fire. Pig came gruntin' and squealin' out the barn and through the dog flap and come up the stairs to wake us all and lead us outa the house."

The salesman takes off his hat, sits on the step and with a handkerchief dabs at his eye. "Was the pig burned then?"

"Nope, we all got out safe"

Exasperated the salesman asks, "well then how did a pig get a wooden leg?"

A bit taken aback the farmer answers "well, a pig like this you don't eat all at once!"

pat sommer
Jul 6th, 2009, 09:48 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2655/3693728054_2629f4e636.jpg?v=0
http://www.flickr.com/ellienickpat/3693728054

Sproutpout
Jul 6th, 2009, 12:22 PM
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to seitan!

Oh has anyone seen the goode family? I went to watch a clip on youtube and realised I havent installed my audio drivers lol app it pokes fun at vegans. Well I have a sense of humor so...:p

Ms_Derious
Jul 6th, 2009, 02:10 PM
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to seitan!

Oh has anyone seen the goode family? I went to watch a clip on youtube and realised I havent installed my audio drivers lol app it pokes fun at vegans. Well I have a sense of humor so...:p

I like that :)

However, I don't think I know any non vegans who know what seitan is... yet curiously, I know what steak is. I think we all know what that means... eating meat harms your vocabulary ;)

hanseidavid
Aug 16th, 2009, 09:45 PM
What do vegan zombies eat?

Graiinnnzzzz

MarkAnthony
Aug 18th, 2009, 01:42 PM
Poking fun, but very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIfwM9L8w8g

Also, don't fuck with Bjork.

Sarah_
Aug 22nd, 2009, 09:28 AM
What do vegan zombies eat?

Graiinnnzzzz
Damnit, that was the one I was going to use. Haha.