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danaeonyx
Jul 16th, 2007, 04:31 PM
Hi guys,

I'm in a bit of a morose mood and need cheering up. Anyone have any vegan jokes? Or websites with vegan jokes/cartoons on? :) Thanks xxx

Jonny Nexus
Jul 16th, 2007, 04:44 PM
Well at the risk of promoting myself (but you did ask):

http://thethingsmeateaterssay.blogspot.com/

Should be the first of many... :)

frank language
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:56 PM
Should be the first of many... :)
Hope so...

And now, for something completely different:

http://www.bizarro.com/

emmapresley
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:05 AM
http://blog.peta2.com/2006/12/

^ how about this?

hurray for wonderpig..vegan superhero :cool:

thealyssa
Jul 29th, 2007, 07:33 PM
http://www.veganconnection.com/reasons.html

it's all these reasons 'NOT' to go vegan. it just pokes fun at the stuff we put up with, some are lame, but some are so true and make you laugh.

i dont know if you are in the mood for it though...morose sounds pretty...morose :(

buck up! <3

VeganForHealth
Aug 3rd, 2007, 03:46 PM
What's this????

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5402/barcodexe3.gif




...Photograph of a Vegan get together on Earth Day.

horselesspaul
Aug 3rd, 2007, 04:33 PM
Have you heard about the new description for people that only date people who like garlic, chick peas and tahini?

Hummusexual.

http://www.veganforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16033

I'll get my coat..

Russ
Aug 3rd, 2007, 04:47 PM
:(

veganlinda
Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:21 PM
:D

horselesspaul
Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:25 PM
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, don't try the fish..

Russ
Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:29 PM
A google search yielded

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One on whom they can fob off the unavoidable task while the other three anguish over how many animals were killed by the habitat destruction necessary to extract the minerals required to manufacture the bulb.

D=

veganlinda
Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:36 PM
Maybe that should go on the 'you know you are a vegan when ....' you think that 'joke' raised some valid points :D :D :D

veganlinda
Aug 3rd, 2007, 10:40 PM
Have you heard about the new description for people that only date people who like garlic, chick peas and tahini?

Hummusexual.

http://www.veganforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16033

I'll get my coat..

I so wanted to carry on this theme but couldn't think of another one :D

danaeonyx
Aug 3rd, 2007, 11:47 PM
A google search yielded

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One on whom they can fob off the unavoidable task while the other three anguish over how many animals were killed by the habitat destruction necessary to extract the minerals required to manufacture the bulb.

D=

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and one to check the ingredients

Mahk
Aug 4th, 2007, 07:18 PM
"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?"

None. Every light bulb I've ever met already was a vegan. If per chance you ever do stumble upon a meat-eating one, simply screw it in to a socket and flick the switch. It will instantly become "illuminated".;)

Roxy
Aug 5th, 2007, 07:33 AM
Hahahaaa! Did you make that up? It's good :D

Mahk
Aug 5th, 2007, 07:16 PM
Yes, thanks.

absentmindedfan
Aug 5th, 2007, 09:12 PM
How many omnis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to remain in the dark :D

Mahk
Aug 5th, 2007, 10:49 PM
Excellent.

veganlinda
Aug 5th, 2007, 11:34 PM
Love it :D

Haniska
Aug 7th, 2007, 04:24 AM
What's this????

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5402/barcodexe3.gif




...Photograph of a Vegan get together on Earth Day.


*dense* Are they thin?

MarkAnthony
Aug 8th, 2007, 12:39 AM
http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon/cult.jpg

akaredarcher
Aug 8th, 2007, 02:44 AM
http://www.vegetus.org/vegtoon/cult.jpg

:D Now that, I like.

absentmindedfan
Aug 11th, 2007, 10:38 PM
HA HA HA HA! That's my life!! :D :D

MarkAnthony
Aug 12th, 2007, 03:09 PM
Best. Cartoon. Ever.

Apparently Scott Adams is vegetarian, which I didn't realise until I tried to do a search for that there comic strip.

I'm going to start using that line on people, awesome.