Completely Gorgeous

[Imapeach]

Kaz Cooke isn't totally stupid :D

Non-Australians may not understand all this kind of humour.

Completely Gorgeous (http://www.completelygorgeous.com.au/)

"If somebody hassles you about eating too much, or eating between meals, strike them repeatedly with a carrot."

[clawsy]

oh awesome, what an antidote to everything!Thank you for posting the link, this is very cool. I think i read a book written by this woman a while back, it was wonderful.

[cedarblue]

title of this thread = me

:p

[Imapeach]

I am SO going to use these retorts!

“I am not short. I am the right size, perfectly proportioned, and destined for greatness. Kindly boil your private parts.”

“I am short but it’s never done me any harm in my extensive relations in the wild and thrilling realm of the most exquisite senses which I’m afraid you could only dream about, my poor, deprived and incapable friend.”

“Why don’t you toss me over there and see if the dog fetches me?”