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veggiesosage
Mar 19th, 2006, 01:46 PM
You've gotta admire this woman's spirit. Sadly unsuccessful though apparently. Sorry if its been posted before.

http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/jaffacake.html

Bunny
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:01 PM
You've gotta admire this woman's spirit. Sadly unsuccessful though apparently. Sorry if its been posted before.

http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/jaffacake.html


I laughed myself silly over that! I loved the way she wrote it - she should write a book :D

saucyvegan
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:06 PM
You've gotta admire this woman's spirit. Sadly unsuccessful though apparently. Sorry if its been posted before.

http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/jaffacake.html

Lol this started off so promising too.:o

xwitchymagicx
Mar 19th, 2006, 05:08 PM
You've gotta admire this woman's spirit. Sadly unsuccessful though apparently. Sorry if its been posted before.

http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/jaffacake.html

lol funny :p

"I do like chocolate"

lol

Cherry
Mar 19th, 2006, 05:26 PM
Fantastic! Really funny :D

There was a culinary disasters thread here somewhere which was also pretty good. The image of Puffin's mum's cake bouncing down the garden path is still with me!

My favourite vegan food product of the day is soyatoo quirty cream. I had some hot chocolate with it for breakfast, and have just had some on sticky toffee pudding and strawberries. Yum.

Troutina
Mar 19th, 2006, 07:57 PM
Giant Jaffa cake sounds amazing!!
That made me laugh so much: "It tasted like spaz" hahahahaha.

Tiggerwoo
Mar 19th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Aww bless her...... I would have eaten it even though it did fall to bits. All goes down the same way!

feral
Mar 19th, 2006, 09:39 PM
lol that jaffa cake girl sounds like a couple of my friends.. a group of us sat round a picnic table in the Welsh mountains last year and split a couple of bars of green & blacks, the munching was accompanies by mmmmms and aaaahhhs, twas quite a bonding experience :D



My favourite vegan food product of the day is soyatoo quirty cream. I had some hot chocolate with it for breakfast, and have just had some on sticky toffee pudding and strawberries. Yum.

I had some of that today with pineapple & paw paw after dinner, wasn't bad at all.

Risker
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:01 PM
What a pity! A really good try, much better than I'd do.

There's an advert on at the moment for jaffa cakes boasting that they only have 1g of fat in them. The thing is that I checked a pack, (not mine I hasten to add) they have 1.3g of fat in them and each cake only weighs 12g so that makes them more than 10% fat.

sugarmouse
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:40 AM
What a pity! A really good try, much better than I'd do.

There's an advert on at the moment for jaffa cakes boasting that they only have 1g of fat in them. The thing is that I checked a pack, (not mine I hasten to add) they have 1.3g of fat in them and each cake only weighs 12g so that makes them more than 10% fat.


lol i love it when adverts boast '90% fat free!' or the like.when me mom bragsabout such things i always say ...sooooo 10% fat mother!!lol
now, i want to try to make a giant jaffa cake!!! lol il learn from her mistakes!

Risker
Mar 21st, 2006, 10:03 PM
now, i want to try to make a giant jaffa cake!!! lol il learn from her mistakes!

You should! But make sure you make it giant enough for everybody to have a peice!... or at least me :D

Blueshark
Mar 21st, 2006, 10:26 PM
Me want. Make it massive

steve_pattenden
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:18 PM
That sounded amazing! It started off really well. I had high hopes only to have them dashed at the end. Parts of the Jaffa Cake looked like the real thing and particularly when it was in its whole form! I love Jaffa cakes but when she said that it contained "chickens periods" and things it kind of deterred me! :eek:
If you put it like that! LoL. Shall look forward to many more disasters to make me laugh like the one in the link! :D
Thanks for sharing it, I've sent it on to my brother in Somerset and I know it'll make him laugh too!
Steve

sugarmouse
Mar 22nd, 2006, 01:34 AM
lol i will i will!! just give me time, and bobillydylans help...maybe this wekeend....!??!

scruffyhead
Mar 22nd, 2006, 05:33 AM
Awwww i so wanted you to say it was delicious at the end....ok sugarmouse this weekend! you make and i will clean up the mess your bound to create :D i cant wait i used to love jaffacakes.

tipsy
Mar 22nd, 2006, 05:43 AM
it looked good...

:D

i probably would have eaten it anyway...:rolleyes:

Risker
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:27 PM
LOL, did anyone take a look at the rest of her website?

http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/

A few examples;

http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/anvil.jpg
http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/baconhair.jpg
http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/bigtoe.jpg
http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/flower.jpg

feral
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:38 PM
ROFLMAO and this one, it says they family are members of a Baptist Church!

Actually I took that down in case it offends some sensitive soul, but for the rest of you it's the lesbian one on the list!

feral
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:39 PM
Very, very strange person.

Mr Flibble
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:44 PM
LOL, did anyone take a look at the rest of her website?


yes, but I was too polite to post about it ;)

Cherry
Mar 23rd, 2006, 08:39 PM
Possibly slightly disturbed, very reminiscent of Edward Monkton, and some of it's rather lovely.

I like the badger in the bath. And the flower climbers.

Tigerlily
Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:08 PM
Nice house!

Cherry
Mar 24th, 2006, 11:02 AM
http://www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/broccolli.jpg

RedWellies
Mar 24th, 2006, 11:19 AM
You should have that as your avatar, Cherry!:)

eco
Mar 24th, 2006, 11:53 AM
I've made vegan jaffa cakes. You just make a vegan sponge mixture and put dessert spoon sized blobs on greaseproof paper. Cook at gas mark 4 for about 10 minutes or untill golden brown. When they've cooled add a teaspoonful of orange marmalade (without the peel) to the centre of the cooked sponge and add a thin coating of your favourite melted vegan chocolate.

I keep trying to make a vegan lemon meringue pie using egg replacer but without success so far.