While staying at my parents over Christmas I met up with a girl I used to be friends with. She asked me if I was still vegan and I said yes! She then said what do you eat, can you eat vegetables??
I have no idea what she thinks I live of but she is not the brightest of girls. When we were younger she refused to believe me when I said that lard was made from pig fat. She ran to the fridge, got out the packed on lard and read out what it stated as its ingredients: LARD! She just could not contemplate that lard was pigs fat.