Clueless Git
If you don't mind risking a night in an unhygeinic sh*t-hole (pretty much, seriously) you'd be welcome to mine for a tour of Milton Keynes, Risker.
Other risks, which obviously, being a Risker, you should have no fear of include ...
1. Territorial hormonaly over-charged built-like-a-brick-outhouse teenaged son.
(Yeah, can I just not meet?)
2. Man eating girl freind.
(So long as she doesn't force feed then thats groovy)
3. Long haired hyper-allergenic cat. (Even other cats are allergic to her).
Stick it under my nose, do your worst!
4. Being chauffeured around by a mad-man (c'est moi!) in a very fast car that does not offer the protection of a roof.
That sounds brilliant!
5. Compulsory attendance of Karate class (dependant on which day of the week it is).
No, sod off.
Benefits include:
1. More roundabouts per mile of road than you can find anywhere else in the world.
The world goes around so we'd be staying still maybe?
2. More waterfront than Venice.
Depends how nice really doesn't it? Broken can of special brew up the bum I imagine hurts!
3. Buddhist temple.
Computer says no.
5. Best all-veg Chinese restaurant in the world.
Computer has broken with too many positive responses!
6. Chance to get photographed in obscene pose (obligatory) with one, or more, of MK's famous concrete cows
Yay! That sounds great, showing people on Facebook that I'm better than them (genuinely)
And ... errr ... that's it basicaly!