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I'm sure he was kind to his dog, oh hang on..

Haha. Dumber than I thought.
Hitler=Fail.

Stupid enough to have a war on two fronts..
Barbarossa was his only "stupid" action imo.
Not entirely clever to terrify all your Generals into advancing far beyond your supply lines' capabilities...

Hitler was prone to bouts of vegetarianism for digestive reasons.
Just goes to show that megalomaniac fascists can be vegetarians too..

I like to use "f*ck off". Not very witty, but effective.