Vegan jokes

[danaeonyx]

Hi guys,

I'm in a bit of a morose mood and need cheering up. Anyone have any vegan jokes? Or websites with vegan jokes/cartoons on? Thanks xxx

[Jonny Nexus]

Well at the risk of promoting myself (but you did ask):

http://thethingsmeateaterssay.blogspot.com/

Should be the first of many...

[frank language]

Should be the first of many...

Hope so...

And now, for something completely different:

http://www.bizarro.com/

[emmapresley]

http://blog.peta2.com/2006/12/

^ how about this?

hurray for wonderpig..vegan superhero

[thealyssa]

http://www.veganconnection.com/reasons.html

it's all these reasons 'NOT' to go vegan. it just pokes fun at the stuff we put up with, some are lame, but some are so true and make you laugh.

i dont know if you are in the mood for it though...morose sounds pretty...morose

buck up! <3

[VeganForHealth]

What's this????






...Photograph of a Vegan get together on Earth Day.

[horselesspaul]

Have you heard about the new description for people that only date people who like garlic, chick peas and tahini?

Hummusexual.

http://www.veganforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16033

I'll get my coat..

[Russ]

[veganlinda]

[horselesspaul]

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week, don't try the fish..

[Russ]

A google search yielded

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One on whom they can fob off the unavoidable task while the other three anguish over how many animals were killed by the habitat destruction necessary to extract the minerals required to manufacture the bulb.

D=

[veganlinda]

Maybe that should go on the 'you know you are a vegan when ....' you think that 'joke' raised some valid points

[veganlinda]

Have you heard about the new description for people that only date people who like garlic, chick peas and tahini?

Hummusexual.

http://www.veganforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16033

I'll get my coat..

I so wanted to carry on this theme but couldn't think of another one

[danaeonyx]

A google search yielded

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One on whom they can fob off the unavoidable task while the other three anguish over how many animals were killed by the habitat destruction necessary to extract the minerals required to manufacture the bulb.

D=

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and one to check the ingredients

[Mahk]

"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?"

None. Every light bulb I've ever met already was a vegan. If per chance you ever do stumble upon a meat-eating one, simply screw it in to a socket and flick the switch. It will instantly become "illuminated".

[Roxy]

Hahahaaa! Did you make that up? It's good

[Mahk]

Yes, thanks.

[absentmindedfan]

How many omnis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to remain in the dark

[Mahk]

Excellent.

[veganlinda]

Love it

[Haniska]

What's this????






...Photograph of a Vegan get together on Earth Day.

*dense* Are they thin?

[MarkAnthony]

[akaredarcher]

Now that, I like.

[absentmindedfan]

HA HA HA HA! That's my life!!

[MarkAnthony]

Best. Cartoon. Ever.

Apparently Scott Adams is vegetarian, which I didn't realise until I tried to do a search for that there comic strip.

I'm going to start using that line on people, awesome.

[sheeba]

I saw a cute T-shirt with this vegan pun:

Vegans are TOFU than you think!

[Agatha]

i heard this on radio four:

If meat is murder is quorn wasting police time?

i guess we can make it tofu to make it a vegan joke.

[Heartsease]

[Roxy]

I'm putting that on my Facebook page if I can

[Heartsease]

[Heartsease]

Aaargh! A mutant cartoon! Sorry it is so HUGE! (The cartoon....)

[Mahk]

My answering machine's outgoing message was once:

Sorry, lime not home ripe now to answer your call. Peas leaf your cabbage after the beet, and apple kale you tamari.

[It helps to say it aloud and slur your speech a little.]

[Guacamole Gal]

Haha Mahk, that's awesome, you should so put that back on your 'chine.

Heartsease, I love that "intelligent lifeforms" cartoon, what's it from/who's it by, please?

[Heartsease]

Heartsease, I love that "intelligent lifeforms" cartoon, what's it from/who's it by, please?

Um...I have no idea. Sorry!

I found it a while ago when I wuz googling around looking for funnies to send my partner. My sense of humour is pretty hit and miss....



I feel so sorry for humpty!

[Heartsease]

Here's another one...

[Heartsease]

Well....I find it funny... *sounding mock defensive*

[Heartsease]

Yes...I am the solo poster of cartoons....I will keep posting until I run out. Hope somebody somewhere finds at least one of them mildly amusing.

[Risker]

I like them, keep going

[Heartsease]

Hmm.....this is'nt really my cup of (herbal) tea..but maybe some of you guys'll like it. Iym guessing some people wont find it funny...but I know people who do.

[Heartsease]

[Heartsease]

[Heartsease]

Okay...so not strictly vegan....and not necess-celery funny....but I think it's cute...

[Roxy]

I'm putting that Garfield one on my Facebook too! It's quite appropriate since I just posted a more serious and disturbing post about chickens. Thanks Heartsease!

[Heartsease]

I once told someone that I liked rice milk straight and he said "What? You have a problem with gay rice milk?".

[Heartsease]

[Heartsease]

Okay..another not necess-celery one (butt I bet there's tofu in that fridge!)...but Iym sneakin' it in anyway! It is a moving image but does'nt work here.

[Mahk]

All very funny Heartsease! The moving one works on my system OK.

[Sluggie]

That would make a great t-shirt design. (Not sure I'd be brave enough to wear it though).

[Haniska]

Here's another one...

*feels that, as a vegan, she has even more right to imagine happy living sheep jumping over fences*

[Gorilla]

the Far Side has a lot of vegan-friendly cartoons but last time i tried to find some on the internet, i found that Gary Larson is quite against his cartoons being posted on websites, and there weren't any online. he's not veg*n as far as i know but he does have an interesting viewpoint on the relationship humans have with animals.