I have just received an email from Waitrose assuring me that contrary to reports in the press there are still plenty of 'Organic' Turkeys available.
Well whoopie do! What great news, I'll crack open the bubbly.
I emailed them back and asked them why they assume that everyone who just happens to be on their mailing list wants to eat dead animals.
What do you think the odds are of me getting a reply?
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