"I'd like to be... under the sea....."
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news...conut.Octopus/
The more and more we study animals the smarter and smarter both they become to us and we become.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUN6c5yWJhQ
"I'd like to be... under the sea....."
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news...conut.Octopus/
The more and more we study animals the smarter and smarter both they become to us and we become.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUN6c5yWJhQ
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Nude Cyclists Warned For Not Wearing Helmet (NZ)
I would have thought they would be wearing their helmets.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Can't believe they helped her, she should have got a massive fine for wasting police time.
"I don't want to live on this planet any more" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
that goes with the person from bolton stood on an icy patch not wanting to move for fear of slipping
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
^
now THAT'S funny
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
Apparently when Sal realised that he really would have to do jury service, he was so shocked that he spoke in English for the first time and said:
"ME? HOW?"
lv
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
^That was a good one and hard to even ponder...I'd say that if she never filed charges against her stalker that the suspect should not have to serve jail time.
its help she needs, not prison.
it's a suspended sentence so she won't actually go to prison, she needs help but she was causing distress to and pressurising the poor guy for quite some time so there was a victim other than herself
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
This story about Gary Coleman isn't that bizarre in itself but for these two sentences;
But it revealed police officers did respond to the 4ft 8in star's home on Sunday for an unnamed "civil disturbance."Coleman is married to Shannon Price, who is almost half his age - and almost twice his height.
"I don't want to live on this planet any more" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
I take it you aren't familiar with Gary Coleman?
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
^
Obviously not very, I didn't know he was married to the tallest woman in the world.
"I don't want to live on this planet any more" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
lol. perhaps consider the source?
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
Tesco ban shoppers in pyjamas (uk)
HYS have a thread on this story. Fantastic stuff.
Last edited by beanstew; Jan 29th, 2010 at 12:06 PM. Reason: added HYS link
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
^ Shopping in your PJs?
I like Sandra, she keeps making me giggle. Daft little lady - Frosty
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/bre...-1225824364240'Extremely large' tradie guilty of indecency, told to destroy shorts
A CABINET-MAKER has been ordered to destroy his skimpy work shorts after exposing himself to eight women while performing renovations on their kitchens, a court has been told.
Mark Stephen Owen, 50, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane Magistrates Court today to 12 counts of performing indecent acts at various Brisbane homes between 1999 and 2008.
Prosecutor Lewis Shillito told the court Owen wore skimpy shorts or stripped down to his underwear while he worked, allowing what the women described as an "extremely large" penis to poke out from the fabric.
The court was told Owen would also masturbate in front of the women, aged between 45 and 83, and rub cream onto his exposed genitals while complaining of a rash.
Mr Shillito said Owen's actions made the women feel uncomfortable but that all allowed him to finish the renovations.
Only one woman initially reported Owen to the police but more came forward after police made a public appeal for help.
Owen, from Victoria Point, was given a nine-month jail term for the offences but was released immediately on probation for three years.
He was also fined $1000 after pleading guilty to two counts of possessing child abuse computer games.
Magistrate Noel Nunan ordered Owen's work shorts, which were seized by police, be destroyed.
He also refused Owen's request for the return of penis rings he had worn to work to enlarge his genitals.
"I don't want to live on this planet any more" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
^^ That's just disturbing. They gave that bloke a licence?
"Keep your friends close and your enemies so close... you're almost kissing."
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Taken from an article entitled SeaWorld killer killer whale must die, Bible insists on The Register is a link to this blog.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
I will not eat anything that walks, swims, flies, runs, skips, hops or crawls.
I dunno...
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Porn Director Stands As Parlimentory Candidate
All the "she should be used to working with dicks" jokes have already been done on Da Reg comments page.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/50516...thief_/?ref=mrHunt for Worthing "poo thief"
A bag-snatcher on a bicycle pinched a bag of poo from an elderly dog-walker in Worthing.
The thief rode past the pensioner near the Post Office in High Street, Tarring, and grabbed a bag she had been using to clean up after her dog.
A spokeswoman for Sussex Police said: "A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside.
The readers comments are worth a look.
That's awesome.
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
fantastic
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
New Jersey Woman Wants to Be World's Fattest Woman
Came up in my news feed on facebook and I want to fecking barf! What is wrong with people?!!
“I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.” ~ Alcott
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion". The "X" makes it sound cool.
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