Ok, this is long so if you can't be bothered reading it that's cool. Just leave now and save yourself some time
So i'm sitting here in the office at work, and let me tell you, people here don't like flies. People have hung up sticky fly papers to try and catch them on. Other people have created elaborate traps using orange juice, plastic cups, and sticky tape. Other people like to go overboard and flail their arms about going "eurrrgghhh! horrible horrible things!!!".
All of this makes me angry/sad/like i'm losing my mind/etc/etc. After all, flies are just trying to get by like the rest of us and never chose to be a fly. I would bet good money that no-one i work with who hates them has ever been harmed or made sick because of a fly.
So anyway, just now a fly flies into a paper bag of (non-vegan) doughnuts someone left on a table. A collegue seizes the opportunity and twists the paper bag shut, stuffs it into a plastic carrier bag and ties that bag up. This person announces that they've "got one!" with much enthusiasm, and throws the whole thing in the rubbish bin.
I felt totally awkward. There's no way i want to just leave this little creature tied up in TWO bags, trapped and waiting to die. But you know what it's like when you're at work or wherever, and you feel like a bit of a twat sticking up for what they would call "just a fly". But i got over that.....
So i ask this fly-hater if the fly is still alive. They look at me awkwardly and say "I dunno. I think it's dead." Obviously this is bollocks, so i go "I'll put it outside", pick the bag out of the bin, take it outside and open it up. What do you know! The fly's still alive! And rubbing his legs in sugar.
Off he flies and hopefully we'll never see him again (for his own sake)!
I just thought i'd share that story with you because it made me feel good, in spite of me being nervous of saving him at first because of getting hassle from work people, or drawing attention to myself or whatever. Ultimately none of that matters though and saving the little guy was more important to me
PS - The fly could've been a lady fly, i know. But i went with "him/his" in my overly-long story for the hell of it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM : USED TO BE A FLY
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