Someone has to write PETA to create a sperm protection campaign!
Someone has to write PETA to create a sperm protection campaign!
Peace, love, and happiness.
there goes a great excuse to consume large quantities of fluid protein, though complex sugars can form part of a balanced diet...
Okay guys, if the protein content is negligible how about the B12?
that must be pretty high
my compliments to those posting, ive had my amusement for the morning! have a great day everyone
-zee
I just found out that semen contains about 300 percent that zinc found in the bloodstream, so I guess it is a good source of zinc.
Cheers,
rant
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." --Yoda
now there's an excuse
What a great thread! I promised the wife I would eat lots more fruit but she's still not having any of it!!!!
Told her about zinc being good for her skin as well but still a no no!!! :-(
you just need to say that it's nutritious so must be delicous
Mmmmmm, spunk.
that's what you used to say to your ex!
???
sorry I was making a gay joke at yor expense
You gay homophobe.
I do try not to conform to the social norms
Explains my zinc deficiency!
No guru, no method, no teacher
that could be taken two ways johnnie
1. you're wasting all your zink giving yourself a treat too often
2. you're not eating enough sperm
or 3: Both ;-)
No guru, no method, no teacher
Is a girl who swallows sperm really vegan though?
so long as it is willingly given without coercion or pressure from yourself or another party
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
Ha, i should hope that doesn't only apply to vegans though!
indeed
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
My flatmate just stuck her head around the door as I was reading this, and I told her about the zinc content thing. Her reaction? "Oh, well I just gave Kyle a blowjob, so..." (She's in the room next to mine, I was slightly grossed out)
LOL I'm not going to say anything...
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better."
- Samuel Beckett
OK, so is it weird to wonder how many people in the world are going to be giving blowjobs / having sexual relationy things when the world (meaning humanity, like with an asteroid or a supervolcano or just anything devastating really) "ends", so to speak?
And at least you've got your room. I'm using a mattress provided by the college dorm, that I'm sure countless dozens have had sex on. I use the sheet, but it always slips away during the night, and it's really hard (no pun intended) to re-fit it around every night it slips off, and wow, this sounds really sexual unlike what I intended. Not that that's a problem necessarily.
But is the B12 in the sperm stuff that's produced in the lower intestines, or is it stuff that would need to be replenished by diet? Also I don't think zinc is produced in the body like B12 (correct me if I'm wrong), so it sure couldn't be a sole source for a guy to *ahem* self-supplement.
put a few tiny black dots of ink on the mattress and tell them you've been getting bitten. They'll replace your mattress with a brand new one and scrub your room for bed bugs. This I learnt in halls of residence too. Also put a blanket or duvet between the mattress and the sheet so it's more comfortable and you're not touching too many men's dead sperm!
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
OMG I Think of that too! I always wonder if I'm going to be caught in the middle of getting it down when an earthquake happens and I'm gonna have to run out butt naked! HAHAHAHA
Gawd, I'm going to college this summer..from friends I know that dorms are horny buildings and you can hear people getting it on at night, good thing that I really don't mind since I expect them to take it when I do it LOL.
Same thing with making out outdoors or doing 'lewd' things, I really don't care if I see people doing anything (as long as they're teenagers! Old people can afford to get a room!) I've seen some hardcore stuff at the movie theaters and done some too :P Nobody cares (as long as you're not old haha)
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better."
- Samuel Beckett
Well, I'm just glad I don't use anything like giant dildos imagine having to evacuate, pantless, and having something like that stuck in me would just feel kinda weird. It'd be funny for a movie, but...I'd rather not play out a scene like THIS on the eve of the apocalypse.
EDIT: Given the topic of this thread, I just wanted to let you know, the link isn't to any porn or porn-ish site (in case you don't click the quote button to see what the site is)! It's to a medical blog. If the text of my post didn't bother you, probably the blog won't either.
The only time I have touched a sperm is when I was conceived. :P
"To become vegetarian is to step into the stream which leads to nirvana." - Buddha
Hey guys,I'm continuing this thread,I hope I get answers.If it is ingested from an omni,would I be consuming a non-vegan product? I need to know this so I know my options.
my personal opinion is that as long as they give it willingly, and you're not depending on it as a food source then it's fine.
It is entirely a matter of personal conscience though.
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
According to a book I read, it's vegan, haha.
Though I don't know why you'd want to, happy, the omni stuff tastes bad.
personally not all of it tastes bad, after a person has eaten asparagus is abut the worst
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
^ No, not all of it - just the omni stuff! Haha.
In my experience, anyway.
And I have to agree with you there... asparagus isn't good.
Last edited by sparklingsights; Oct 22nd, 2009 at 04:39 PM. Reason: typo
Is it weird that I kind of dig it when asparagus makes my wee smell?
Let the music mend our minds. Let the music bend our minds.
yes it is weird
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
Let the music mend our minds. Let the music bend our minds.
I want mine to taste like beer.
if only
If I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore.
Its the only reason why I drink so much.
Last edited by Eat Y'self Fitter; Oct 26th, 2009 at 12:49 AM.
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