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    Another protein myth ... Sperm is not protein.

    Sorry girls ... it is mainly a complex sugar.

    And sorry guys for busting the myth ... but it is true that vegan sperm tastes better AND you can pass on added flavors by eating sweet or fruity foods beforehand.

    Think orange and vanilla soya dessert etc. I suggest the need lots of scientific experimentation in this area.

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    Uhhh I don't really think anybody has been drinking sperm just to get protein.
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    I'm sure no one is using this as a source of protein

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    Always worked for me as pick up line ...

    but then perhaps they were just attracted by my all round wonderfulness instead and I was fooling myself. ;-)

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    You could always try the ol', "Hey luv, I've been eating peaches and other sweet fruits and desserts all day. Wanna.... ???"
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    It does have B12!
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    It does have B12!
    Wah ... bad, bad, bad user avatar given this topic, tigerlily!!!

    I am going to have take some time off to lie down for a moment ...

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    I was just licking my lips, nothing wrong with that.
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    There's nothing wrong with anything we do.
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    I was just licking my lips, nothing wrong with that.
    I am back 'refreshed'. So what is your favourite flavour? Sweet and orangey, or perhaps refreshing mint and lemon?

    I am also wondering about the Vitamin B12 content. Do we know how much is in it? Would it be enough for guys to "self-administer" and remain healthy ... can we give up buying tabs at the wholefood shop now?

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    I suggest the need lots of scientific experimentation in this area.
    i agree!
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    i agree!
    And definitely 'hands on' too ...

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    This thread will end in fire, tears and shame.

    And it will be worth it.
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    According to reliable sources, I've heard that sperm is only recycled, chlorinated water from swimming pools.

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    I am sorry if I am being a little cocky ... but did I read that correct?

    The only reliable source of sperm is recycled from chlorinated water in swimming pools?

    Damn, I knew those teenage boys were getting up to something.

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    Always worked for me as pick up line ...

    but then perhaps they were just attracted by my all round wonderfulness instead and I was fooling myself. ;-)
    I thought for a moment there you were a woman, and had consistently fallen for that line!
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    According to reliable sources, I've heard that sperm is only recycled, chlorinated water from swimming pools.
    I wonder if this is how my sister got pregnant. All those times.
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    anyone fancy going swimming?? yek..
    tho i used to work with a women who used to make her husband eat pineapple before...hmm..hand..lol

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    I am back 'refreshed'. So what is your favourite flavour? Sweet and orangey, or perhaps refreshing mint and lemon?

    I am also wondering about the Vitamin B12 content. Do we know how much is in it? Would it be enough for guys to "self-administer" and remain healthy ... can we give up buying tabs at the wholefood shop now?
    Come to Canada and let's find out.
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    !!

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    And definitely 'hands on' too ...
    pshaw! hands are for the novice.

    i say no hands allowed!
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    pshaw! hands are for the novice.

    i say no hands allowed!


    You just said a mouthful.
    Couldn't resist some pun action.
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    pshaw! hands are for the novice.

    i say no hands allowed!
    so, where is PDX exactly?
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    It may not be protein but it does to the best of my knowledge contain cholesterol

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    Also contains cadaverine. Yummy!
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    Well ... you're a real passion killer, aren't you Pob? I suppose this is this topic dead now?

    But, on the other hand, in attempting to find out what on earth you were talking about, I did discover that a typical ejaculation can contain up to 5 mg of zinc which is more than half the adult RDA for females.

    Good for the skin according to the vegetarian society.

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    So you could say that I'm wasting food every day. Sometimes twice a day.

    (Thank you, thank you. It took me 3 days to come up with that joke.)
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    This is my absolute favorite thread on Veganforum.
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    i hate sperm

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    What'd sperm ever do to you?
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    it's in my body, without my consent. isn't that reason enough?

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    it's in my body, without my consent. isn't that reason enough?
    i'm assuming you're male. if by chance you are female, you should probably call the police
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    Also contains cadaverine. Yummy!
    oh my!

    so it's toxic in large doses?
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    it's in my body, without my consent. isn't that reason enough?
    Eh? Whenever that happens to me I've had a hand in putting it there. Mayhaps the police idea is a good one???
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    well i am in deed male

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    OH! Well that makes sense then.
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    *phew*
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    that was actually hilarious

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    i think i just woke my grandma up laughing out loud.
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    Have you told her what you were laughing at, then?
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    i dare ya. she may have some advice for you on the topic...
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    Should vegans be eating sperm with all those little wriggly swimmy things living in it?
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    u guys are bad.
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    Should vegans be eating sperm with all those little wriggly swimmy things living in it?
    Sandra!

    (I keep thinking the title of this thread is Sperm is not a problem.)

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    Well, it's not a problem either....
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    Should vegans be eating sperm with all those little wriggly swimmy things living in it?
    If you hook up the males to a semen sucking device against their will, then maybe.
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    Well, it's not a problem either....
    Depends. Sometimes it's damn annoying.

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    If you hook up the males to a semen sucking device against their will, then maybe.
    Ah, but what about the little spermy people themselves? All swimming about there, minding their own business and then all of a sudden being eaten!
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    The last thing those little spermy fellas are doing is minding their own business! They're hell-bent on meddling in someone else's business!

    (I can't believe you've made me join the sperm topic)

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